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John Sergeant - Biographical Details
 

John Sergeant is now a successful author and freelance journalist, having spent more than twenty years as a senior political correspondent at Westminster. Before that he was a general reporter for the BBC, where his assignments included spells in Vietnam, the Middle East, and Northern Ireland. He was chief political correspondent of the BBC, working on radio and television, for twelve years. Three years ago he joined ITV as political editor of ITN. He left at the beginning of this year to concentrate on writing and other broadcasting work. He has a contract with Pan Macmillan for two books, following the success of his memoirs Give Me Ten Seconds. The paperback edition was in the best seller lists for six months, and has sold more than 200,000 copies. He has recently presented Have I Got News for You for the BBC and is a regular guest on R4’s The News Quiz. He is also a frequent after dinner speaker and has also fronted award shows, including the What the Papers Say awards for BBC2. Last autumn he also hosted a charity tribute to Spike Milligan on BBC2, which involved some of the top names of British comedy, including Eddie Izzard, Paul Merton, Harry Enfield, and Michael Palin.

John Sergeant joined ITN in March 2000 as Political Editor, taking over the role from Michael Brunson who retired after 32 years with ITN. In 2001 John reported on his eighth General Election campaign – his first for ITN. On Election night itself he brought his vast political experience to bear as co-presenter - alongside Jonathan Dimbleby - of ITV’s Election 2001 programme.

When he was at ITN John reported on all the key political issues of the day both at home and abroad, including the G8 Summit in Genoa and the EU Summit in Stockholm when John was responsible for breaking the story of Tony Blair’s conversation with Romano Prodi during which he mentioned that the upcoming General Election would be postponed due to foot and mouth. He also reported from Camp David on the first meeting between Blair and President George Bush.

Soon after his arrival at ITN John was voted the Best Individual Television Contributor of the Year at the Voice of the Listener and Viewer Awards for 1999.

John had been the BBC's chief political correspondent from 1988-2000. He joined the corporation as a radio reporter in 1970 and covered stories in more than 25 countries. He worked as a war correspondent in Vietnam, Cyprus, Israel, and Rhodesia. He also regularly reported from Northern Ireland (he reported the first British soldier killed during the recent troubles) and has also been an acting correspondent in Washington, Paris and Dublin.

For two years he covered European affairs and the first sessions of the directly elected European Parliament. He wrote and presented a BBC TV documentary series called The Europe We Joined. He has also, at times, presented all the main current affairs programmes on Radio 4, including Today and The World at One. In 1981 he became a political correspondent for television and radio

Before joining the BBC on the journalistic side, John appeared, in 1966, in the award-winning BBC TV comedy series On the Margin with Alan Bennett. Alan chose him from the cast of the Oxford University comedy revue at the Edinburgh Festival.

John had already been accepted as a news trainee with Reuters but gave that up to work with Alan. He went back to journalism the year after and spent three years as a reporter on the Liverpool Echo before coming to London to join the BBC in 1970.

John Sergeant’s career in light entertainment lay dormant for many years while he built up his image as a serious political correspondent. Among his notable journalistic achievements was his encounter with Margaret Thatcher at the Paris Embassy days before she resigned as Prime Minister in 1990. The way he was pushed aside by Lady Thatcher's press secretary, Sir Bernard Ingham, has become one of the most famous live broadcasts of recent times. Many saw it as a metaphor for the end of her regime. He won a British Press Guild award for the most memorable broadcast of the year, beating the footballer, Paul Gascoigne who was nominated for bursting into tears during a vital match in Italy. Among John's major scoops was the only interview with the Welsh secretary, Ron Davies, after he was forced to resign over the incident on Clapham Common.

John has frequently reported on Prime Ministerial visits abroad in countries including the United States, Japan, and India. There was another famous encounter with Margaret Thatcher in Moscow in 1987 when he suggested she had begun the election campaign. "I am serving my country," she snapped, implying that John was certainly not.

John's comedy career was revived in 1998 when he appeared in an edition of Have I Got News For You on BBC 2. Ian Hislop said recently he had been one of the funniest guests in the history of the programme. Other comedy successes followed, including a memorable encounter with Paul Merton in Room 101 on BBC2 when John listed his pet hates, including the BBC TV programme, Casualty. On Radio 4 he has been a guest on the News Quiz and many other programmes including A Good Read. He has also presented Pick of the Year.

John was born in Oxford in 1944. He was educated at Great Tew Primary School,,Millfield School in Somerset, and Magdalen College, Oxford. His father was a vicar and later a teacher.

He has been married for over 30 years to Mary who was Head of the Sixth Form at Notting Hill and Ealing High School and who now teaches part time at Godolophin and Latymer School in Hammersmith. They live in Ealing and have two grown up sons who are both working in television.

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Dr Johnson the journalist: did he tell the truth?

John Sergeant

Presidential address given to the Johnson Society on September 20th 2003 in the Guildhall, Lichfield.

 

My wife, Mary, and I are delighted to be here. We have not properly visited the town before. I think we once paid a lightning visit, but that was not enough. I can only echo the words of Dr Johnson himself. "I lately," he said "took my friend Boswell and showed him genuine civilized life in an English provincial town. I turned him loose at Lichfield, my native city, that he might see for once real civility; for you know he lives among savages in Scotland, and among rakes in London."

But not everything is as it seems, and if you think my speech will be entirely straightforward, don’t forget that I was nominated for the post of President of the Johnson Society, by the doyenne herself, Beryl Bainbridge. In her marvellous evocation of the last years of Dr Johnson, According to Queeney, she draws a rather different picture of what Lichfield can be like. She refers to the story of the Widow Mearns of these parts, who was widely suspected, though it could not be proved, of poisoning her husband by means of honey cakes.

It reminds me of Alfred Hitchcock talking about the delights of television. He said that television had managed to bring murder back into the home, where it belongs.

I would like to dedicate this speech to my stepfather, who died nearly 30 years ago. C.E. Stevens, known as Tom, was not only a great admirer of Dr Johnson, he was remarkably like him. A classics don at Oxford, he had a prodigious memory; he was immensely learned, a great conversationalist and enormous fun. I metaphorically sat at his feet, like Boswell did with Johnson, the differences in our ages being almost the same as it was with them. Tom, like Johnson was eccentric in many ways, although both would be irritated to be called eccentric, for them neatness in thought was far more important than neatness of dress. They were both blind in one eye, but not for the same reason. Tom had been injured in a motorcycle accident, the only advantage being that he never rode a motorcycle again. You can see why his family held this view if you imagine what it would be like to have Dr Johnson bearing down on you on a Harley Davidson. Tom’s literary output was on nothing like the scale of the great king of the Dictionary, but both of them through force of circumstance became journalists of a sort.

Tom was employed during the Second World War in black propaganda, a more polite term for lying. His job was to make up stories, which were broadcast in German as if from a patriotic German radio station. Perhaps his only real claim to fame is that he pointed out that the opening notes of Beethoven’s fifth symphony, dah, dah, dah, daah, happen to make the letter V in the Morse code. As a result all over occupied Europe, the opening bars of that symphony became a V for Victory, a rallying call for the Resistance.

Samuel Johnson’s first experience of journalism was very different, or was it? He was employed by the foremost magazine of the day, the Gentlemen’s Magazine, to make up speeches that had been spoken behind closed doors in Parliament. Officially no record of the proceedings could be published. So were these accounts prepared by Dr Johnson, who never himself heard any of the debates, a form of black propaganda? That would be too strong, though the great sage admitted that he never let the Whig dogs get the better of the argument. Would it be fairer to call Dr Johnson the first great spin doctor? If we look at the way these Parliamentary reports were obtained it’s difficult to resist the temptation of asking: what would Lord Hutton think?

 

The reports of the debates would appear under the Swiftian description The Senate of Lilliput. Sometimes the names of the speakers would simply be made up, at other times the names would be formed as an anagram, as Boswell puts it ‘so that they might easily be deciphered.’ During the Hutton enquiry some of the junior legal staff have been busy thinking up anagrams to while away the time. The best one was formed from the names Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair. Rearrange the letters and you get a lawyer’s joke: ‘Tis Liar A, Campbell, Liar B Tony’. And, equally subversive, what can you make of ‘Alastair Campbell resigns?’ That’s easy: ‘a rat, escaping Blair’s smell’.

By the time Boswell’s Life of Johnson was published Parliament’s self-imposed secrecy had been partly lifted: accurate reports were printed, though not to universal acclaim. Boswell complains of the petulance ‘with which obscure scribblers have presumed to treat men of the most respectable character and situation.’ Step forward

all the less than worshipful masters of today’s press gallery, Mathew Paris, Simon Hoggart and Quentin Letts.

Why did the eighteenth century Parliament insist on private debates? Boswell gives one explanation: ‘Parliament,’ he says ‘then kept the press in a kind of mysterious awe, which made it necessary to have recourse to such devices.’

So what’s changed?

To begin with, Dr Johnson was given notes provided by William Guthrie, who did actually attend Parliament. He was said to be ‘quick and tenacious,’ qualities still admired by news editors. Guthrie was descended from an ancient Scottish family, which would have pleased Boswell and might have annoyed Johnson. A more serious disadvantage was his somewhat shaky memory. Boswell didn’t put it quite in those terms but he says that Guthrie’s memory ‘was surpassed by those who followed him in the same department.’ As Lord Hutton would no doubt have been quick to point out: the key fact is that before long it was decided that Dr Johnson would do without Guthrie’s account, and rely simply on scanty notes furnished by persons employed to attend in both Houses of Parliament. Sometimes they only supplied the names of the speakers and the part they took in the debate.( I put it to you Mr Gilligan: were the notes you made on your electronic organiser, detailed and complete? )

Is it unfair of me to suggest that Dr Johnson might have found this, pared down system a lot easier? It would allow full reign for his imagination: it would be easier to inject the right amount of drama and indignation. I have often heard political reporters confess to each other that if some question is actually answered, if the real facts are known, their story could be ruined. And politicians often resort if not to lying, then to at least some vigorous twisting of the facts. I remember a splendid description of a Labour cabinet when Michael Foot intervened in some heated discussion: ‘Look,’ he said, ‘we could always fall back on the truth.’

The editor of the Gentlemen’s Magazine was obviously a little concerned that they weren’t even trying to fall back on the truth. He wrote in a letter to a possible contributor: ‘It would be a great satisfaction to me, as well as an honour to our work, to have the favour of the genuine speech.’ He went on: ‘It is a method that several have been pleased to take, as I could show, but I think myself under a restraint. I shall say so far, that I have had some by a third hand, which I understood well enough to come from the first, others by penny post, and others by the speakers themselves, who have been pleased to visit St John’s Gate, and show particular marks of them being pleased.’

It may not have been a case of Spin Doctor Johnson, but there seems little doubt that without meaning to he had slipped into the role of the modern spin doctor. Alastair Campbell has a point when he complains that journalists, too, can be spin doctors. And he should know. When he was a journalist, he now admits most of the time he was a propagandist for the Labour Party.

I think this shows there’s nothing new in the practice of spinning words, to make political points. It also demonstrates that we have got into a spin about the word spin. And the term has become seriously misleading. Now, it seems to be used only when things go wrong. Spin means deviousness, bending the truth, whereas the best spin passes without comment, and is often applauded. When George Bush needed a phrase to sum up rogue states his spin doctors went into a huddle. What about ‘arc of evil’, countries not disposed to the United States running in an arc across the Middle East? No, that’s not quite right what about ‘Axis of Evil?’ Great, that has a whiff of the second world when the enemies were the axis powers. And so it went into the speech.

Sometimes politicians get so involved in the detail of what they are talking about that they can’t even try to think up a neat phrase to sum up their discussions. Bernard Ingham was telling me recently what it had been like when as Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, first met Mikhail Gorbachev at Chequers. They had the most intense conversation covering a wide range of topics. Bernard was wracking his brains trying to think how he could brief the press. Finally, in a fairly exasperated way, he said: ‘Well, I suppose he’s someone you could do business with …’ Mrs Thatcher agreed and the phrase went round the world.

The idea that as the world becomes ever more complicated you can somehow do away with spin is ludicrous. To say that is only to produce yet more spin. And who was the greatest spin doctor of the twentieth century? Churchill, I suppose, in Britain. And his greatest achievement in this field? Turning the appalling defeat at Dunkirk, into something else, if not a victory, at least into a kind of deliverance, for the British army. Yes, statesman spin.

So what should journalists do?

Fortunately Dr Johnson addressed this point. When he was forty nine, long after he had given up trying to report Parliament, he wrote an essay entitled: ‘Of the duty of a journalist.’ He could hardly have been more emphatic. ‘A journalist,’ he said,

           is an historian, not indeed of the highest class, nor of the number of those whose works bestow immortality upon others or themselves:
          yet like other historians he distributes for a time reputation or infamy, regulates the opinion of the week, raises hopes and terrors, inflames
          or allays the violence of the people. He ought therefore to consider himself as subject to the first law of history, the obligation to tell the truth. 

He went on:

            The journalist, indeed, however honest will frequently deceive, because he will frequently be deceived himself. He is obliged to transmit
            the earliest intelligence before he knows how far it may be credited. (Did someone mention Andrew Gilligan?) He relates  transactions
            yet fluctuating in uncertainty; he delivers reports of which he knows not the authors.. It cannot be expected that he should know more
            than he is told, or that he should not sometimes be hurried  down the current of popular clamour. All that he can do is to consider
            attentively, and determine impartially, to admit no falsehoods by design, and to retract those which he shall have adopted by mistake.
            (If it pleases, your Lordship, Lord Hutton, on behalf of Mr Gilligan, I rest my case.)

But what of Dr Johnson and the reports of the ‘Senate of Lilliput?’ which he wrote just over 15 years earlier, before he became famous? How can this sensible, moral, Olympian view be squared with the desperate, early attempts, spread over nearly two years, to make a living as a jobbing journalist. As so often happens with Dr Johnson it is difficult to be censorious: he knocks you over with his own remorse. You may remember when he refused to go with his father the bookseller to help him sell books in Uttoxeter; and how years later he stood bare headed in the marketplace at Uttoxeter with the rain pouring down, as an act of atonement.

To begin with, when Boswell questions him about the morality of his early journalism, there is a certain amount of bluster. This is how it is put in The Life:

            Johnson told me that as soon as he found that the speeches were thought genuine, he determined that he would write no more of them for
            he would not be accessory to the propagation of falsehood.

Boswell tries, as always, to help out the old man.

            He agreed with me in thinking that the debates which he had framed were to be valued as orations upon questions of public
            importance. I must, however, observe that although there is in these debates a wonderful store of political information, and
            very powerful eloquence, I cannot agree that they exhibit the manner of each particular speaker.

Truth is an awfully hard task master. When the great Dictionary was published Johnson knew that there would be people who would not be able to resist making savage criticisms, which might well turn out to be right. He had written the dictionary, effectively on his own. In France, they had employed 40 scholars on the same task. With some of the critics he was contrite, often I think in an exaggerated fashion, as a way of drawing the poison. A woman asked him why he had written a false definition and he immediately replied, ‘Ignorance, madam, pure ignorance.’

One of his mistakes, in modern eyes, is his failure to describe accurately a giraffe. It was not his fault. Before zoos and, of course, before films, how was he to know what a giraffe looked like? This is what Johnson’s dictionary says, of an animal described as a camelopard, the eighteenth century name for a giraffe:

 

                An Abyssinian animal, taller than an elephant, but not so thick. He is so named, because he has a neck and head like a camel; he is
                spotted like a leopard, but his spots are white upon red ground. The Italians call him 'giaraffa'.

It reminds me of the difficulty even journalists have of defining what is news. The most famous definition is that news is something that someone somewhere wants to prevent being published; all the rest is advertising. That comes from Lord Northcliffe. Another simpler version is that to a journalist news is like an elephant. It’s difficult to describe, but when it comes through the door, you know exactly what it is.

Dr Johnson, who some say was the greatest literary Englishman second only to Shakespeare, died in 1784, at the age of seventy five. Even close to the end he was worried about his doubtful work, reporting Parliament for the Gentlemen’s Magazine. As Boswell records:

            Such was the tenderness of his conscience, that, a short time before his death, he expressed a regret for his having been the author
            of fictions, which had passed for realities.

 

After his death his friend, William Hamilton, said that no one could fill the chasm, which had opened up:

            There is nobody: no man can be said to put you in mind of Johnson.

 

Nearly two hundred years later I was reading Boswell’s Life of Samuel Johnson when my stepfather, Tom Stevens, who did resemble him in so many ways, died. He would have been surprised and thrilled to know that I had become President of the Johnson Society and had come to Lichfield to speak. At the time of Tom’s death I was so upset that I stopped reading the book, which reminded me so strongly of the friend and tutor I had lost. Now, I am just as thrilled and surprised as he would have been.

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Nigel Rees

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The writer and broadcaster Nigel Rees is probably best known as deviser and presenter of BBC Radio 4’s Quote … Unquote programme which began its long run 30 years ago.

Born near Liverpool, he went to the Merchant Taylor’s School, Crosby, and then took a degree in English at New College, Oxford. He went straight into television with Granada in Manchester and made his first TV appearances on local programmes in 1967 before moving to London as a freelance. He reported for ITN’s News at Ten and then became involved in a wide range of programmes for BBC Radio – news, current affairs and entertainment – including two years as co-presenter of the breakfast time Today programme on Radio 4.

He is the author of more than fifty books – mostly devoted to aspects of the English language and especially the humour that derives from it. His most recent reference works include A Word in Your Shell-Like: 6,000 Curious & Everyday Phrases Explained; Brewer’s Famous Quotations: 5,000 Quotations and the Stories Behind Them; and, published in Autumn 2006, A Man About a Dog: Euphemisms & Other Examples of Verbal Squeamishness.

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The Quotability of Samuel Johnson
Nigel Rees

 

As a minor-league 'harmless drudge' in the world of dictionary-making, but also as a representative of the British Quotations Industry, I am more pleased and proud than I can say, to have been invited to be the President of the Johnson Society for the coming year.

I can quite clearly remember when I first fell under the spell of all things Johnsonian. I was born and brought up in Liverpool, despite any appearances to the contrary, and the day came when one of the English masters at my school – he was called Christopher Price and he had just graduated from Oxford – produced one of his own undergraduate essays from his briefcase and used it as the basis of his lesson.

In my mind's eye, I can still see the essay written in longhand – well, it was rather a long time ago, before every student had a word processor – and the quotations from Dr Johnson were set in the middle of the page and underlined. And they had actually been chosen carefully by this English master, from a book, and not simply downloaded in a job lot from the internet.

And that was where I first encountered those words of wisdom expressed in that ultra recognizable style – quotations that have been with me ever since and of which I have never grown tired:

`Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.'

How lucky Dr Johnson was to live in an age when the PC police were not lurking round every corner – and how one would have loved to hear him demolish political correctness, as surely he would have done.

`Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.'

`No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.'

`Depend upon it, Sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.'

I can't remember whether I myself ever wrote an essay on Johnson when I too went up to Oxford to read English, but if I did, I'm sure I would have trotted out all those brilliant lines, as though my tutor, who happened to be John Bayley, had never heard them before.

Then, in 1976, ten years after I came down from Oxford, I devised the quiz Quote ... Unquote for Radio 4, that has been running ever since. The other day, I dug out the script of the very first show, and, do you know, one of the very first questions I posed, I think it was to Tom Stoppard, on the first panel, was: What, according to Dr Johnson, is: 'Worth seeing, yes, but not worth going to see'? I'll be saying something about the answer to that question, in just a moment.

After thirty years of doing the programme, I can't readily say just how many times the great man has been quoted on Quote ... Unquote, but in assessing the quotability of Samuel Johnson, which is the subject of my address, I felt it behoved me to approach the question scientifically and statistically.

So, where does he stand in the league of the most quotable and quoted people, in the English language? In what follows, I have considered those authors (in best Desert Island Discs fashion, 'apart from the Bible and Shakespeare') who are quoted not only for what they wrote but also for what they said in conversation, their anecdotal quotations, if you like. This excludes people like Dickens, Coleridge, Emerson, Kipling, Thoreau and Lewis Carroll, for example, who although widely quoted, tend only to be so from their writings.

On this basis, my top five people who have featured most often in Quote ... Unquote questions (as opposed to having just been quoted on the programme, which would be too big a task to measure) turn out to be: (1) Winston Churchill (2) Oscar Wilde (3) Noel Coward (4) Bernard Shaw (5) Mark Twain. No sign of Dr Johnson there, I'm afraid.

Then one of the readers of the Quote ... Unquote Newsletter came along with his list of people who had featured most often in that Newsletter (and I have to emphasize that this was usually because of some issue regarding their quotations), and this gave a slightly different result, namely: Churchill (first), Wilde (second), Shaw and G.K. Chesterton (joint 4th), Mark Twain and P.G. Wodehouse (joint 6th). Samuel Johnson came 8th in that list.

Then, I counted up the number of quotations attributed to this sort of quotee (again I emphasize written and spoken quotees) in the latest editions of the two major dictionaries of quotations, the Oxford and Bartlett's Familiar (in the United States). And what do you think I found?

In the Oxford, giving you the results in Miss World order, we have: in fifth place, Thomas Jefferson with 50 quotations, fourth, Winston Churchill with 53, third, Oscar Wilde with 61, second, a stonking 105 from Bernard Shaw, and in first place, with no fewer than 254, from Lichfield, England, Dr Samuel Johnson.

Turning to Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, and again giving you the results in reverse order, we find: in fifth place with 48 quotations, Oscar Wilde, in fourth place, a new entry, Abraham Lincoln with 51, in third place, with 61, Winston Churchill, shooting up the charts to No. 2, with 83 quotations, Mark Twain, and – I hardly need tell you – this week's, this year's No. 1, the top of the quotation pops for all time, with 142 quotations, your own, your very own, Samuel Johnson. Gratifyingly, however you measure it, it's game, set and match to Dr Johnson.

The next question that must be addressed is, Why is Johnson the most all-round quoted source apart from the Bible and Shakespeare? If you define a quotation, as I will, as: 'Something written or spoken by another that we wish to use for our own ends because it expresses something memorably and well', then I need hardly go any further. Apart from the truths and wisdom that they contain, Dr Johnson's quotations are so memorably phrased that they cry out to be repeated until the end of time.

Does a gentleman who marries a second time show disregard of his first wife? 'Not at all, Sir. On the contrary, were he not to marry again, it might be concluded that his first wife had given a disgust to marriage; but by taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by shewing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.'

Johnson had a very positive view of marriage (though it is easily forgotten that he was himself a widower), hence his remark, 'Even ill assorted marriages are preferable to cheerless celibacy' – that's in the Life – and 'Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures' – which is in Rasselas.

`If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman' – and then he adds: 'But she should be one who could understand me, and would add something to the conversation.'

Then there is the famous piece of advice he gave Boswell, who was having landlord trouble and considered it a 'serious distress'. Johnson told him: 'There is nothing in this mighty misfortune ... Consider, Sir, how insignificant this will appear a twelvemonth hence.' Which, frankly, is the best piece of advice you can give anybody.

`A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.'

`It has been a common saying of physicians in England, that a cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.' I couldn't have put it better myself.

I'm not sure that I would really have wanted to meet Dr Johnson in person. Apart from his 'awful' countenance – I'm using the word 'awful' as he might have used it, rather than that modern word `awesome', of which I'm sure he would not have approved – his mannerisms might have been a bit hard to take and, by all accounts, being in his presence was a bit like waiting for a bomb go off.

On the other hand, at the safe distance of some 250 years, I admit to being utterly in thrall to the humanity of the man. He was not a remote hander-down of great thoughts from some ivory tower. He said, for example: 'There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.'

He remarked to Sir Joshua Reynolds: 'If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair.’

In examining and writing about quotations, and trying to find sources of quotations asked for by other people, which is what I do for a living, I have discovered numerous footnotes like this. I've also come to realize just how Dr Johnson seems to have originated so many 'quotation formats', if you like. You may know Dorothy Parker's put down to the comment, 'Anyway, she's always very nice to her inferiors' – 'Where does she find them?' But Dr Johnson was there first!

`Being told that [a certain tradesman's daughter] was remarkable for her humility and condescension to inferiors, he observed that those were very laudable qualities, but it might not be so easy to discover who the lady's inferiors were.'

So, there you have a few answers, I hope, as to why Johnson is so quotable. Someone said to me this week: 'Every time I read Boswell's Life, I come across something I did not know was there.' It's true. It teems with good things. I think I have read it three times and on innumerable occasions I have returned to it for a lightning raid in pursuit of a half-remembered quotation.

Now, it would be a great disservice if I did not say something about how Dr Johnson came to be so quoted. And, though you may consider James Boswell a figure of fun, and a rather regrettable human being, in certain respects, there is no escaping the fact that, without him, Johnson would not be top of the quotation league. Indeed, apart from one or two passages in the preface to the Dictionary – and perhaps some of its definitions – he might not be quoted at all in the 21st century.

Boswell and Johnson are truly inseparable. They are indeed rather like a married couple, both making their different contribution to a magnificent phenomenon in the world of language and ideas and literature. They were a great literary double-act – for unless you commit all your thoughts and obiter dicta to the written page – you really do need another person to disseminate them.

Or else, as Oscar Wilde did, when you have a bon mot, you have to keep dropping it into the conversation, until someone trots off and reports it. And Johnson, I feel sure, would not have been interested in stooping to that method. In fact, I sometimes wonder if Johnson really understood what Boswell was up to -- or appreciated what, in the light of posterity, was being done for him. But surely no great man ever had a better conduit for his ideas than Boswell and no genuine celebrity, a better publicist.

When I told one of my American quotation sleuths -- (yes, I, too, like Dictionary Johnson, have my amanuenses and I pay them even less than he did, i.e. nothing)-- when I told her that I was to become President of the Johnson Society, she asked politely: 'Is there a James Boswell Society to record the activities of the Johnson Society?'

Well, of course, there is one up in Auchinlech (or Affleck, if you prefer) in Scotland, where the Boswells come from. And I have been wondering whether the members of that Society emulate their hero in drunkenness and debauchery as compared with the sober and chaste amusements that I am now presiding over in Lichfield?

Interviewers have a way of asking me, when I have rattled through a selection of quotations as I have this evening, 'And what is your favourite quotation?' Well, I would say this. Although this weekend, we are met to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of Samuel Johnson, I find myself increasingly drawn towards quotations about his death and what he said about the deaths of others.

In the last weeks of his life, in December 1784, he made this wonderfully

curious remark: 'An odd thought strikes me; we shall receive no letters in the grave.' And no junk mail either -- I added that bit. Here's another one. When Frank Muir, a former President of this Society, died in 1998, his great colleague and friend Denis Norden, quoted from Johnson in his address at the funeral: 'How much soever I valued him, I now wish that I had valued him more.' Johnson was writing in a letter about his 'Very dear old friend, Mr Levett' who had died. Denis Norden told me afterwards, 'I think the impetus for the quotation -- besides the sentiment it embodies -- was that it incorporates one of those 18th century words that Frank was so fond of.' Actually, Boswell puts 'how much soever' as three words, but we take Denis's point.

And, thirdly, yes, I do have a favourite Johnson quotation that I haven't mentioned yet. And it is to do with death and we shall be looking at it tomorrow morning when we foregather in the Cathedral. It is what Johnson said about the death of another famous son of Lichfield -- though in his case he was in fact an adopted son -- David Garrick. Johnson did not intend it as an epitaph as such -- it occurs in his piece on the now forgotten Edmund Smith in the Lives of the English Poets.

But Garrick's widow, Eva Maria, fished it out and had the words engraved below his memorial bust in the south transept. As Boswell and John Wilkes did, you can challenge some of the assertions made in the tribute, but deconstruct it how you will, the words always reassemble and humble the reader by their magnificence:

`What are the hopes of man! I am disappointed by that stroke of death, which has eclipsed the gaiety of nations, and impoverished the public stock of harmless pleasure.'

You could not say the same of Johnson's death. An actor's performance does indeed evaporate, though nowadays, something of its essence may be recorded for posterity. But a writer and a talker's words can live on. As another writer, not Johnson, said, some 30 years after he died: 'A man's intellect only is immortal and bequeathed unimpaired to posterity. Words are the only things that last forever.'

So Samuel Johnson himself continues to add to the gaiety of nations and his quotability increases the public stock of harmless pleasure, as it always has done and for all time.

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